20+ Christmas Jokes And Puns That Are Snow Much Fun

Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim-ming!

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Snowflakes!

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How does Santa keep his suit wrinkle-free? He uses Claus-tarch!

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Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!

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What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

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What did one Christmas light say to the other? "You light up my life!"

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How does Santa keep track of all the chimney entries? He keeps a log!

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Why did the Christmas cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly!

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DID YOU KNOW? You Won't Believe That These Are The Oldest Christmas Songs

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