7 Christmas Decorations We Love To Hate

Tinsel, the glittery mess that sticks to everything but the tree.

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Inflatable yard Santas that seem to deflate at the worst times.

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Blinking, seizure-inducing lights that make your eyes beg for mercy.

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The creepy elf on the shelf, silently judging your every move.

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Fruitcake ornaments—because who actually enjoys fruitcake?

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Wreaths that shed more needles than the actual Christmas tree.

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Nativity scenes with missing wise men and mysteriously relocated baby Jesus.

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Giant, life-sized nutcrackers that frighten more than they guard.

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DID YOU KNOW? This Florida Cottage Was Made For Holiday Hosting

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